Getting blasted by freedom seeds. Bottomless parties and Twin Peaks. Paula fantasizes about her days spent in captivity. Ryan fantasizes about life in the 1950’s. Paula reminisces about stripping in WW2. Kinkshaming trans…. fats and why it’s wrong. Slut-shaming Onlyfans co-workers and why you should too. Inappropriate barbie dolls and why Ryan cares. Why all female personal trainers have lost puppies. Ryan refuses to cosplay with strippers. Paula starts to talk chemistry but soon realizes Ryan can only count in sets and reps. Field trips to prison. Can a blind person look good naked if they can’t see? Facetiming, body language and explicit pictures. Why Paula hates podcasts and why she is wrong. Why Ryan hates books and refuses to admit he simply can’t read. Undressing with your eyes and the art of symmetry. Ryan shames butt implants. Thigh gaps, hip dips, mental disorders and other insecurities men love.
The Based Trainer Episode 4
Why all female personal trainers have lost puppies. Paula starts to talk chemistry, but soon realizes Ryan can only count in sets and reps. Field trips to prison.
Aug 07, 2024

The Based Trainer
Welcome to the base trainer podcast with your hosts, Ryan and Paula. We go deep Into fitness, nutrition, psychology and dating. Everything is game for the podcast.
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