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The Based Trainer Episode 7
Installing spy cameras into clients rooms for science and exploration. Ryan announces his Pay For Pain plan and Paula immediately pays for a year…
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Ryan Ward
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Paula Lopatin
1:04:26
The Based Trainer Episode 6
The gym boyfriend phenomenon. Paula accidentally buys vitamins for increasing sex drive. Ryan reminisces about literally stacking toxic women into…
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Ryan Ward
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Paula Lopatin
1:22:30
The Based Trainer Episode 5
Hurricanes, codependent dogs and workout withdrawal. Gym etiquette for dummies. Ryan outlines the delicate art of unconscious gym-shaming to educate…
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Ryan Ward
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Paula Lopatin
1:08:14
The Based Trainer Episode 4
Why all female personal trainers have lost puppies. Paula starts to talk chemistry, but soon realizes Ryan can only count in sets and reps. Field trips…
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Ryan Ward
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Paula Lopatin
2:10:44
The Based Trainer Episode 3
Subtle hints women drop when they are interested in taking your bench. When is it OK to jump into a stranger's white van. A comprehensive list of bread…
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Ryan Ward
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Paula Lopatin
51:22
The Based Trainer Episode 2
When is parental shaming justified. Dropping the D on vitamins. Ryan attempts to normalize the idea of injections. Paula talks about her encounter with…
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Ryan Ward
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Paula Lopatin
1:18:27
The Based Trainer Episode 1
Why your clients don't like you. Semi-group therapy sessions. Carni-vegan trainers. 10K+ calorie cheat-meals. Explicit food fantasies. Big loads on your…
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Ryan Ward
2:31:31
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